Download wipeout totally inappropriate10/7/2023 ![]() (panting, blows raspberry) WELL SAID, COACH. (grunts) OHH! FOOTBALL COACH MICHAEL EWING MAKING HIS WAY TO THE FINISHING SPOT. BUT YEARS OF CHEERLEADING TELL ME THIS IS A PIROUETTE. (laughs) YOU KNOW, YOU CALL THAT A SPIN MOVE, JOHNNY. AAH! (creaking) (squeaking) HOP ON THE SWING, MAKE IT THROUGH THE SHAPE, COACH UP, READY TO MAKE THAT SMALL HOP ONTO THE SWING, (grunts) OH. COACH NEEDS TO ZIG OR ZAG TO THAT PLATFORM (laughs) OH. WELL, SO FAR, I'D SAY THE UNBALANCED BEAMS, THE SUCKER PUNCH AND THE BIG BALLS GOT YOU, (whirring, thud) OHH! NOW ON TO THE SHAKE-A-LATOR. YEAH, IT TAKES PRACTICE, JOHN, AND A LOVE OF THE GAME. AAH! OHH! BUT LOOK AT THE NICE TIGHT SPIRAL. NOW IT WILL REALLY HELP HIS TIME IF HE CAN MAKE IT ACROSS HERE AAH! OHH! (laughs) YEAH, HE'S GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME (slo-mo voice) AAH! (thud) LET'S SEE IF HIS FUN CONTINUES THERE ON THE BIG BALLS. COACH GIVING AWAY HIS NEXT PLAY ON THE SUCKER PUNCH. I TELL YOU, THIS COACH MISSED HIS CALLING. COME ON! AAH! AAH! THAT'S A BASEBALL REFERENCE. WHO IS HE? THIS IS MICHAEL, AND HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL COACH GETTING FIRED UP TO TAKE ON THE UNBALANCED BEAMS. JILL? OKAY, GUYS, ON DECK IS MICHAEL EWING. AS ALWAYS, THE 12 FASTEST COMPETITORS ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET DOWN TO THE ACTION WITH THE THIRD MEMBER OF OUR "WIPEOUT" TEAM, JILL WAGNER. IT'S A MIRACLE! AND IF OUR CONTESTANTS DON'T MOVE. IT ALL STARTS WITH OUR QUALIFIER, (grinding) KEEP YOUR BALANCE ON THE TWO MOVING BEAMS, AFTER THAT, WE MOVE ON TO THE SUCKER PUNCH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END, RIGHT, JOHN? MM. UH, AS ALWAYS, 24 CONTESTANTS ARE READY TO TAKE ON THE BIGGEST AND CRAZIEST OBSTACLE COURSE EVER ASSEMBLED. ![]() HELLO, AMERICA, AND WELCOME TO "WIPEOUT." I'M JOHN ANDERSON, DID YOU JUST CALL ME "BONNIE"? WHERE? COOL. TO THE MOST CHALLENGING OBSTACLE COURSE OF ALL- (thud) (whack) ONE WILL BECOME A CHAMPION, BUT ALL. AAH! AAH! (slo-mo voice) OHH! AAH! AAH! ONLY OUR MIGHTIEST FOUR WILL ADVANCE. ![]() (grunts) AAH! (cheering) (whoosh) ON THE WORLD'S LARGEST AND MOST EXTRAORDINARY OBSTACLE COURSE. (John H.) IT'S THAT TIME, AMERICA! WHAT GOES UP MUST WIPE OUT. ![]()
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